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BROMWELL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL (214) Telephone: Mr. Jonathan Wolfer, Principal |
The Haunted Bromwell Blabber![]()
by Amanda, 1st grade Hello, witches. Hello, bats. Hello, ghosts and ghouls. Hello, black cats. Hello, October. Hello, candy in my bag. Hello, costume. Hello, Jack-o-lanterns. Hello, Halloween!
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IS THERE A DUNGEON UNDER US?
Some people say the dungeon was built back when the first Bromwell School was built in 1906. Other people say the man they kept in the dungeon burnt the school down and died in the fire. So he's a ghost now.
Some people say the spirit has been going around scaring people.
The secret lives on. We shall never know!
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NIGHTTIME CHANT
Spooky witch, take your black cat.
Spooky witch, go stir your brew.
Oh dear, it's going to be nighttime soon,
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THE HALLOWEEN PARADE
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COSTUMES
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CREEPY CHEMISTRY
We made three kinds of slime. First, we made fluorescent slime which is
dark orange.
Second, we made ghost's slime. I doubt you'll believe this, but it's the
same kind of slime used in the movie The Ghostbusters.
Last but not least, we mixed glue and glow-in-the-dark paint to make
GAK.
Our teacher's name is Mrs. Wallace and we will be doing very interesting
and just plain cool experiments in her class.
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THE MONSTER ON MY BLOCK
So Nora and I kept on walking home. We set up a plan for Halloween
night to go to the haunted house and see what creepy things lived in there. We
decided we would go after trick-or-treating.
Halloween arrived. Once trick-or-treating was over, we walked down the
block until we saw the haunted house. We went up the creaky stairs, opened
the squeaky door and went inside.
Once we were inside, we turned on our flashlights. We saw two dark
hallways. Nora went one way; I went the other. First, I checked the bathroom.
Nothing was there but a rusty toilet. Second, I checked the living room. There
was nothing but an old t.v. and a couch. Third, I decided to check in the dining
room. Nothing was there but an old, old table. Finally, I went into the kitchen.
"AAAAaaaa! Eeeeek!" I screamed. "Oh, phew, it's only you, Nora," I
said. Then we heard a creaking sound. It was coming from inside the
refrigerator. So we grabbed each other's hands and tip-toed toward the
refrigerator. The noise was getting louder.
The door opened very slowly. And... "BOO!" cried a Monster. He had a
dark striped hood over his head and he slowly lifted it off.
"AAAAAA" we screamed. Then he started to remove his mask. And it
was just my...DAD!
"What are you doing here,
dad?" I asked.
"Just storing my candy here
in the refrigerator," he answered.
Dad, Nora, and I walked
slowly home, discussing what a great
Halloween time we had had. Then
suddenly, out of the middle of nowhere,
we heard a soft voice call "Woooohhh..."
"Here we go again," I said. ![]()
THE SCARIEST NIGHT
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by Elsa, 2nd grade Witches and goblins, Goblins and ghosts, Genies and devils, I like the most. Some are funny, Some are scary, There are so many Halloween things to see!
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WHAT SCARES 2nd GRADERS?
Callie: Monsters under my bed.
Alisa: When Ethan throws a toy bat on my neck it scares me.
Noah: Dogs frighten me when they come up to me.
Jack: I'm spooked by an evil lego!
Stacey: When my brother reads "Goosebumps" out loud it frightens me.
Nolan: I'm frightened that somebody might steal me at night.
Jono: My sister is horrifying when she has glitter.
Alex: Halloween is horrifying. It has made me scared to be by myself!
Maggie: When my brother runs around with a bat I'm horrified, but it's just foam.
Miles: When the ball is coming to me and it is going up high, I think it would hit
my face and it horrifies me
Alex: "Eating Monster" dreams.
Maggie: My brother scares me when he chases me and I am on my bike.
Nathan: Kissy girls are scary.
Sophie: When my brother drives the golf cart, it horrifies me!
Liam: When the toilet seat slams down, it scares me.
Logan: Life doesn't horrify me except my dad at the steering wheel.
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LADY MAY
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SCARY JOKES TO CHILL YOU!
What does a vampire do when he gets out of the bathtub?
What do you call a skeleton when he's not working?
Knock, knock!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When does a ghost sleep in a graveyard?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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PUMPKINS
THE WORD OF THE MONTH: FEAR!
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by Jake, 4th grade I walked, the wind howling I talked, making sure I was alive I opened the barn with an eerie creak I saw a bat and let out a shriek I tried to do so again but no sound came out My mouth, head, and neck were a hole I was a scared, disembodied soul
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SALEM WITCHES
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GHOSTS
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SPOOKS
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HALLOWEEN NIGHT
"ONLY A WEEK! ONLY A WEEK! WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET
EVERYTHING?" Arianna yelled even louder.
"We'll get it at the Wizard's Chest, duh!" said Claire.
"Duh!" said Arianna.
"Duh!" said Claire.
"DUH!" they both said at the same time.
"Okay, Claire, four days ago you said we'd have everything in a week's
time. It'll be Halloween in three days and we've GOT NOTHING!" said Arianna.
"Arianna, calm down. After school we'll go to the Wizard's
Chest and get our costumes, all right?"
"All right, but it has to be RIGHT after school!"
"FINE! Have it your way!"
"Fine, I will!"
So right after school they went to the Wizard's Chest.
Claire bought an Ice Queen costume, and since there were no
other costumes left, Arianna was forced to be an Ice Queen, too.
"Claire, we TOTALLY look the same!" Arianna complained
as they looked in a mirror, "I don't even know which one is me!"
"Arianna, won't you EVER be quiet?!"
It was Halloween at last. "All right, Arianna, make sure you have everything ready,"
said Claire. "Let's remember to go by that graveyard."
"What graveyard?" Arianna asked, puzzled.
"HELLO! Haven't you heard about the graveyard by the big old house?"
"No..."
"Well, when the city's biggest criminal died, they buried him in that
graveyard. They say whoever goes past the graveyard will have the life sucked
out of them!"
There was ten seconds of silence, then Arianna burst out laughing.
"You really think I'm going to fall for that? Ha!"
Claire was stunned. "This totally is NOT a joke. Remember that kid
Peter, who everyone called Doctor Dare?"
"Yes!"
"Well," said Claire, "Peter and a bunch of bad boys were at this same
graveyard last Halloween. They dared Peter to cross past
the graveyard and of course he accepted the dare."
"So?"
"So he started walking past the criminal's grave
and there was suddenly a huge cloud of smoke. When
the smoke cleared away, Peter was GONE!"
Arianna gulped. Five seconds of silence passed.
Then Claire burst out laughing.
"Why are you laughing?!" Arianna asked, shaking.
"I can't believe you fell for my joke," Claire giggled.
Arianna giggled too, and then said, "Wait! What joke?"
"Arianna, don't you remember? Peter was expelled
from school -- he didn't disappear!" She giggled again.
"Ohhh! Claire! Don't kid around! It's Halloween you know!"
"Come on, it's just a little spook-you-out joke!"
"Very funny! Now let's go."
"Fine with me!"
So the girls set out to find their holiday treasure, and sure enough, soon
they had bags full of candy. They found themselves nearing the graveyard.
Claire kept walking but Arianna stayed where she was. "C'mon, Arianna," Claire
called. But then Claire tripped on a rock and hit her head. She was
unconscious.
"Claire!" Arianna yelled. She ran over to Claire. "Claire, are you all
right? I'll go get help!"
Suddenly a big puff of smoke appeared out of nowhere. When it cleared
there was a big creepy shadow hovering over them. Arianna screamed her
lungs out. Then Arianna started shaking Claire like crazy.
"CLAIRE! Claire,
please wake up, oh, please!" As Arianna spoke, the shadow started moving
closer and closer.
Claire's eyes fluttered open. "What?" she asked with a groggy voice.
"There's no time to explain!" Arianna yelled. "RUN!" She grabbed Claire
and ran. The shadow went after them, screaming, chasing them right into the
old house!
"Where are we?" Claire asked.
"We're in that creepy old house you were telling me about!"
They went through a bedroom and began to climb out a window. Claire
went first. But just then the shadow appeared with a howl and grabbed Arianna.
She screamed for help. The shadow dragged her up the stairs toward the roof.
Claire got back in and ran after
them, but the door to the roof had been
locked. She found an ax and cut a hole
in the door. She climbed out and started
looking for Arianna. She saw the
shadow was about to throw Arianna off
the roof!
Claire ran over and pushed at the
shadow first. It went over the edge, but
Arianna started falling, too. Claire
grabbed her and pulled her up to safety.
They ran back down the stairs and all the
way home.
When they got home Arianna said, "Man, this was the best Halloween
ever!"
"You can say that again," Claire said, "Now, I'm gonna start digging into
all this candy!"
"That sounds fine to me!"
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THE AWFUL TRUTH ABOUT MR. REPLOGLE
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THERE'S NO DODGING HALLOWEEN... OR IS THERE?
Q: What was the most rare costume?
Q: What is the funniest costume that's ever come to your door?
Q: What kind of candy do you give out?
Q: Do you carve Jack-o-lanterns?
Q: What was your son's first costume?
Q: What were you last year?
Q: Have you dressed up before?
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THE LEGEND OF MR. BROMWELL'S GHOST
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by Natalie, 5th grade Haunted... Haunted... let's sing a song of the Haunted Haunted House! Let's sing a song of Goblins! Ghouls! Witches! Oh! Let's sing a song of Ghosts! Mummies! Devils! Eeek! Let's sing a song of Dracula of teeth or fangs or claws of Skreech! Scratch! of werewolves Ahhh! (Heh Heh what a dream!)
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THE CAT AND THE BAT
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MY HALLOWEEN CANDY
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THE HAUNTED HOUSE ON MY STREET
One day Mr. Bailey decided to take one of the lions home for the night.
He made a bed of down in a room for the lion. But later that night he was
awoken by a scratching sound...
To the horror of the whole neighborhood there was a blood-curdling
scream, and a deafening roar.
I think that Mr. Bailey's bones are still there, if not resting in peace!
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BUGS BUNNY'S GHOST
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THE CURSE OF THE BLACK HAWKS!
When 25 years had passed and the Hawks had never won the Cup,
Muldon's words were remembered. Perhaps he had really laid a curse on the
team!
Never is a long time, however, and the Black Hawks finally did win the
Stanley Cup and break "Muldon's Curse" in 1962. But Muldon had nothing to be
ashamed of. It took Chicago 35 years to break the jinx!
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BLACK CAT ON THE MOUND!
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CAR 42, WHERE ARE YOU?
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HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN
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AT 12 O'CLOCK MIDNIGHT
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A TALE OF HALLOWEEN
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by Elliot, 4th grade You're walking down a street one Halloween night You walk to a cheery house Suddenly you see something -- it moves, you shriek! You're scared -- you run! This is definitely not fun. Tee hee hee! It happens to be just a lousy mouse... a scaredy mouse! ![]()
THE HAUNTED PARK
Here are the facts. The haunted park is Cheesman Park, right near our school!
When there is a full moon out and you walk slowly through the damp grass, you
can feel hot and cold spots. The heat or cold rises up from the ground, maybe
from where the bodies are buried. The craziest fact of all is that all of this is
true! We looked in a Neighborhood Fact Book and found out about the spooky
graveyard and now we're letting you in on this freaky secret.
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THE DARK FIGURE
The moon was full. It was Halloween. Finally I could see its face. It had
red eyes and its teeth were ten inches long. I screamed "AHHHHHHH!" It
screamed "AHHHHHHH!"
I realized it was only me in a costume in a mirror. Happy Halloween!
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THE HOUND OF HALLOWEEN
On a busy street in La Jolla the Dannens got ready. There was Olive,
Jessie, Jerry, and their cousins Fred, George, and Mandy. When they wereready they hurried into the living room to show mom.
"Fred are you sure you want screws in your head? George don't let that
toilet paper unwrap! Jerry is that my bedsheet? Mandy what a pretty wing!
Olive you look like Britney Spears. Jessie... what are you?"
"I'm a two-headed monster. I need Sarah to be the other head," said
Jessie.
Sarah Jen was a friend of the Dannens. She and her brother Mike were
going trick-or-treating with them. Just then the doorbell rang and it was the
Jens. Lena, David, Sarah, and Mike came in. Mike was a dragon with a huge
bag with a pumpkin face on it. Sarah slipped under the extra-large T-shirt with
Jessie and put on her mask.
"Good-bye!" Mom called as they slipped away. After 15 blocks they
stopped,
then they turned a corner and found themselves in front of the old Fine's house.
The five Fines had moved out ten years before and nobody lived there now.
People claimed to have heard strange sounds coming from it, though.
"Hey, wanna dare?" asked Joe.
"No, that's silly," said Olive.
"Oh yeah? Lemme tell you the story..." Joe then told a totally-made-up
story about how the house was haunted. When he finished, Mandy, who was
only six years old, started to whimper in fear.
"We'll do it!" said Jessie and Sarah at the same time.
"All right then. Go!" Jerry teased.
Jessie looked at the house with its ivy and rickety bricks. "Okay," she
said.
They walked into the house. Inside it was pitch black. After walking a
short way, they stumbled and fell with a loud noise. Suddenly, they heard
"Owooooooo...."
and then a scuffling of feet.
"J-J-J-Jeesie," Sarah said (she said "Jeesie" when she was freaked).
Jessie stuttered, "P-P-Put on y-your flashlight."
Their masks has lights on them. The beams of light reached a small
figure in a corner. It was a small collie.
Sarah reached forward, saying "Nice doggie. Good doggie." The dog
looked up and licked their hand. Jessie picked up her up and carried her
outside.
"No fair!" Fred stamped his foot.
"It is fair," said Mandy.
"No!" shouted Jerry, George, and Joe.
"Yes" said Sarah and Jessie, "What do
you think, Olive?"
Olive thought for a while. "It is fair,"
she said decidedly.
"Yes!" shouted Jessie, "She's mine!"
They started home.
"You can keep her," said Mom.
"I'll name her Katy," Jessie announced. So the next time you go in a haunted house, don't flip out.Just bring a flashlight!
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ONE CREEPY NIGHT
Where the witches laugh,
As I walk through the house of the dead,
So next time you walk in the
deep dark woods,
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HALLOWEEN TONGUE TWISTERS
Vampires give valentines
- Angelo
Phantoms frighten frogs
- Chuckie
The moon makes mummies move
- Meredith
Frankenstein likes frankfurters
- Marley
Dastardly devils dive into the darkness
- Elsa
Goblins and ghosts go to the graveyard
- Jake
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THE DUNGEON
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ONE SCARY HALLOWEEN NIGHT
Look at all the spooky ghosts,
I also see a witch or two,
Look at all the goblins and ghouls,
Then there's all the black-robed phantoms,
What's running up behind? It's a... it's a...
Geez, this is so very scary...
Do I dare go visit that creepy house?
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